MORE AI! I NEED IT! PLEASE! is a satirical catalog of the most absurd, questionable, and bewilderingly real AI products flooding the market. Part consumer guide, part cultural critique, it documents a world where artificial intelligence has been shoehorned into every conceivable corner of human existence — from ice makers with “AI NoiseGuard” to $175,000 animatronic companions.
The project is organized into three sections: AI Automation, cataloging smart devices that nobody asked for (including McDonald’s ill-fated AI drive-thru and a spoon that mildly electrocutes you); AI Companions, featuring products designed to fill the void of human connection with silicon and subscriptions (a necklace that eavesdrops on you 24/7, holographic anime girlfriends with eye-tracking, and AI dolls for the elderly); and Specialized Therapists, a collection of “expert” AI services ranging from an AI Jesus Confessional installed in a Swiss church to a cat translator with 22 million downloads.
The site features interactive elements including tiered pricing models, a usefulness-vs-desirability rating chart, a mystery box that randomly assigns you an AI service, and a customer review submission system — all presented with the same slick marketing language these products use to sell themselves.
MORE AI! I NEED IT! PLEASE! holds up a mirror to AI hype culture, letting the products speak for themselves. When a $699 AI pin gets universally panned and a “robot lawyer” gets fined by the FTC, the satire practically writes itself.
Explore the full catalog at www.artificialnouveau.com/publicai/moreaiineedit